Reality Check by Dave Whamond for November 10, 2024

Goldie’s 40 years old. Those cigarettes stunted her growth.

The plan is just right.

Organized crime in the woods.

Da Bears? Are we talkin’ ‘bout Ditka’s Bears? … yeah, dere goin’ all da way dis year!

Baby Face Finster had a sister?

The ranger isn’t gonna like this, Yogi.

Wait ‘til @Gent sees this… he’s not going to like it.

If you go down to the woods today, you’d better be in disguise!

When I was a young boy in the Fifties, there was a Saturday morning radio program for kids that had the “Teddy Bears’ Picnic” for it’s theme song.

Cute!

So what’s the point ? Gonna steal the Charmin ?

the average bears…

Goldie still listens to rap by Da Brat.

and goldie, make it look like accident

Throw her in a nest of cells with locks on each door.

Why that steenky little crook.

Getting the 3rd degree is halfway to the 6th degree of separation …!

( the math never lies … unless you suffer from lexiadys )

Let’s hope Goldie locks the door behind her.

Bet Goldie’s good at picking locks.

Dat Dame’s loopy. One look at dem porridges and she’s gotta have ’em.

Hey Yogi!….

If she goes down in the woods today, she’s in for a big surprise

I’m 75. That song was on one of the few record albums I had as a kid. Still remember the words.

Goldie’s gonna get locked up if she ain’t careful!

Random musings:

Trying out their chairs, sleeping in their beds — kind of odd things to be concerned about. Or does she already have a rap sheet and a reputation?

Why is Goldie working with these guys? Seems like she’ll be taking all the risk. What did they do — case the joint? Hope she’s at least getting the biggest cut.

It does bear out the idea that the original fairy tale is a story of a horrible child who should have been prosecuted for breaking and entering, among other crimes. Look up Roald Dahl’s Revolting Rhymes for more on that topic.

Nope, they gave the Pick-a-Nik basket to Gent!

Cool, I love Picnic time for Teddy Bears, sang it in the school production, a long time ago, in a galaxy far far away ! ;-)