Reality Check by Dave Whamond for December 22, 2024

Take a seat.

Yes, but it will cost you: one invite.

Sure! Now, sign here on the rental agreement. You’ve got your deposit, right?

Sure neighbor… there’s some lawn chairs out in your back yard covered in snow, that you borrowed last year…

Those’ll work won’t they?

I’ve had that actually happen.

Also, can I borrow your snow shovel and any extra beer you may have on hand?

they’ll bring him leftovers…

Oh, now, that was cold. At least invite him for dinner along with his chairs!

He’s the chair man of the bored.

First-feeling left out at Christmas. Second- Feeling unworthy at Christmas. Sad! Everyone needs love and kindness at this time of year.

Evil!!

Evil neighbor!

“I live alone. I need my chair for myself”.

I thought he needed the usual cup of sugar.

Time for a little “Nope-A-Dope” …!

( Ho-Ho-Slam! )

I don’t have a chair to spare, Tinkerbell©

“ We’d love to have you come over…”

“Yes.”

“…to pick up the chairs when we’re done.”

But what the heck, you’re welcome

Join us at the picnic

You can eat your fill of all the food you bring yourself

Nope.

Sad.

Offer him an electric chair.

watch yer toes, buddy… they’re about to get the door slammed on ’em!

That is so sad!

Sad

You could legitimately slam the door in his face. Or you could take the high road, whatever you envision that to be. But no one can fault you either way.

Ouch, tone deaf? :-(