I proposed this exact plan in a comment I posted a couple days ago (probably not to this strip). It’s scary and pathetic that the only way Americans are currently guaranteed to get decent health care is if they are in prison. The room & board are perks. Better to do some sort of white collar crime, tho, so they can get accomodations at the Martha Stewart Country Club Prison…or better yet, the CEO Golden Parachute and $750B bailout.
quinones.felix about 16 years ago
Sounds like a plan to me.
psampson about 16 years ago
Make it a jewelry store. The higher value of the swag will mean the “accommodations” will be available longer.
joylederman about 16 years ago
I proposed this exact plan in a comment I posted a couple days ago (probably not to this strip). It’s scary and pathetic that the only way Americans are currently guaranteed to get decent health care is if they are in prison. The room & board are perks. Better to do some sort of white collar crime, tho, so they can get accomodations at the Martha Stewart Country Club Prison…or better yet, the CEO Golden Parachute and $750B bailout.
the-tinternets almost 16 years ago
hmmmm…