Transcript:
Tv: Tonight we help you figure out how to get into your house with nothing but a key. And later, Kim tells you the secret to choosing the right peanut butter. Woman: I'm thinking these local news help segments aren't helping all that much.
Local news is a joke, and they keep adding more (4 AM, 6 AM, Noon, 4 PM, 5 PM, 6 PM, 9 PM 10 PM) so someone must be watching them.