Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for December 28, 2012
Transcript:
Woman: Got any plans for the weekend? Man: Yep. Sleep in, watch some games, eat junk food, take naps, and hang out with the guys. Woman: Let me rephrase. What are you doing this weekend? Man: Cleaning the refrigerator and shampooing the bedroom carpet.
He was right the first time. Especially now that I’ve finally gone back to work after more than two years (thanks for nothing, Barry), I’m going to want those Saturday sleep-ins more than ever…except the weather’s supposed to go in the crapper overnight, so my Saturday sleep-in could get screwed by having to shovel the driveway and sidewalk.