Transcript:
Man 1: How come you never smile? I've been working with you for 12 years and I've never seen you smile. Man 2: Because if they see me smile, they might assume I enjoy it here, and they might cut my pay because I'm having fun at work. Man 1: Wow. Just wow.
Reminds me of a favorite quote from Dilbert’s employee manual: “Job satisfaction is like stealing from the company.”