Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for September 23, 2014
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Transcript:
Man: What's all that? Woman: Shoes I'm returning. Man: If you don't like them, why did you buy them? Woman: Because I might have liked them, but I don't. Man: Well, at least you don't need more shoes. Woman: Ha ha ha. You're funny.
Why some women need so many shoes is beyond me. I have 3 basic pairs of shoes: work boots for doing yard work; shoes for going out on errands; and shoes I wear around the house that are no longer fit as shoes to run errands in. I have a pair or two of dress shoes but that’s it. Don’t need to clutter up my closet with shoes I don’t wear often enough to wear them out.And it’s pretty darn hard to find a decent cobbler to fix shoes.
Why some women need so many shoes is beyond me. I have 3 basic pairs of shoes: work boots for doing yard work; shoes for going out on errands; and shoes I wear around the house that are no longer fit as shoes to run errands in. I have a pair or two of dress shoes but that’s it. Don’t need to clutter up my closet with shoes I don’t wear often enough to wear them out.And it’s pretty darn hard to find a decent cobbler to fix shoes.