Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for July 28, 2015

As if he can do something about it.

You expect him to pay for it, don’t you? So let him get back to work.

Sadly, many, if not most, bosses these days would say, "So, it can wait until you get off work. This is more important. Or don’t you want to keep your job?

Let’s hope it was a detached garage. I’d hate to think he continued on into the laundry, breaking pipes and sending water everywhere, flooding the house, shorting out the wiring, which would start a fire, and leaving the house in ashes. Now go back to your meeting.

And we’ll ignore the fact that the son is only 12 years old.

New sales slogan: Did your son or daughter just wreck your car? We have new ones.