Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for January 22, 2017
Transcript:
Man: Bob, did you swipe my stapler? Man 2: why would I swipe your stapler? I don't need your stinking stapler! If I were going to swipe something of yours, it would be your car, or phone or wallet, or something other than a lousy stapler! Man: So no stapler then.
My brother worked for Health and Human Services for Florida. One day an ergonomically designed chair arrived at the office. No one had apparently ordered it. One person laid claim to it. Another argued she should have it. When the one that first claimed went to lunch the other person rolled it down the aisle to her office.When the woman went to the bathroom, the other guy hauled it back to his office. My bother said it went on for days. They would skip lunch and avoid the bathroom all for the sake of hanging on to the chair.