December 30Roof caved in.I beat up the snow plow driver, and now he is suing me for a million dollars, not only the beating I gave him, but also for trying to shove the broken snow shovel up his ass.The wife went home to her mother.Nine more inches predicted.
December 31I set fire to what’s left of the house.No more shoveling.
January 8Feel so good.I just love those little white pills they keep giving me.Why am I tied to the bed?
December 30Roof caved in.I beat up the snow plow driver, and now he is suing me for a million dollars, not only the beating I gave him, but also for trying to shove the broken snow shovel up his ass.The wife went home to her mother.Nine more inches predicted.
December 31I set fire to what’s left of the house.No more shoveling.
January 8Feel so good.I just love those little white pills they keep giving me.Why am I tied to the bed?