Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for August 26, 2020

It is for the best — The Seattle Mariners are rarely this close to first place in August…

Push push push and open open open….when will these idiots learn….there is a PANDEMIC PEOPLE! This will NEVER go away unless we go by the rules….greed has over taken America at the expense of human lives…..

Lions fans.

Stay locked safe in your bubble till theynput you in yiur grave.

Just 2 fans for each luxury suite.

In the meantime, the CFL has decided to not play this year at all. Glad I bought two Grey Cup merchandise packages. No Grey Cup Festival this year, but I have recordings. Several NFL teams will be playing their first two or three home games to empty stadia (plural of stadium). The NFL’s money is made from the TV contracts. They have not had to sell a single seat to make a profit since the admission of Seattle and Tampa Bay.

That cardboard cutout is only 4 feet from me!

For a change no character is wearing a Lions’ jersey but yes in the Lions’ case that is…for the best….

Pandemic? Where are the mass graves? Where are the full hospitals? Lousy pandemic, if you ask me.

This is just an exercise, like the TSA, to get the American whips to obey their corrupt government officials. Wake up!