Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for September 26, 2020

Spit? No, not spit.

“Did I see you spit into the sink?” “I hope not…”

Just a farmer’s blow once in a while.

What’s it matter as long as he washes it down?

GROSS!

Guarantee, every guy here has done more than that.

2nd to the toilet bowl, that’s where the dirtiest and filthiest stuff in the house does through. Don’t even get me started on the GARBAGE DISPOSAL. Spit, yea I have…..

As far as he knows, that was a good answer.

He can’t pronounce phlegm.

Ask him if he pees in the shower.

Have you ever noticed on TV when they brush their teeth, they never rinse the sink? Plus when someone opens a door to enter a room, they rarely close it. Drives me nuts. Probably no one turns off lights or puts toilet lids down, either.

I don’t know about spitting, but I have thrown up in the kitchen sink.

Either you believe in the sanctifying power of soap and water or you do not. There is absolutely no harm from spitting in the kitchen sink. You do it in the bathroom.

If you really don’t want to know the answer, don’t ask the question.

I always brush my teeth with my Sonicare electric toothbrush over the kitchen sink as I don’t want any white specs on the bathroom mirror.