Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for March 28, 2021

It wouldn’t change my game much…

I detect a problem with his head.

He’s got better eyes than I do. I don’t see a problem.

“You haven’t got one…”

I prefer competitive shooting to competitive golf. You walk less between stages, you can take a chair if you want; it fits on your range cart, costs are lower, but costs of practice ammo can be significant, even if you reload your own. All in all more fun to me, at least.

That’s why he gets the big bucks…..

The problem with my golf swing only happens when I drive to the course and get out of the car.

What? You’ve never heard of reverse golf?

I see it too – doesn’t have a his pinkies locked together. What a Rube!

My problem is, I stand too close to the ball – after I hit it.

I’m going to stick with competitive commenting. I can quit anytime I want.

I detect either a standard Trojan grip or he’s trying to correct a Rough Rider problem.