Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for April 19, 2021

That wouldn’t be a problem with me. It’s still chocolate. Mmmm

This man has had an easy life.

Do the humane thing and eat it.

Sally Forth was here.

How did it last that long?

Shades of Sally Forth…

Easter was earlier this April 2021 month!

Down in the couch cushions would be sadder.

The ears are not completely bitten off – there is a lot left

He’s the one who’s been turning out the light when you close the door.

If it ain’t green and fuzzy, it’s far from sad.

It has become the Easter Gopher.

Sigh, still another two weeks until Eastern Orthodox Easter

Check the freezer for the uneaten Peeps party cake.

Keeps them from reproducing. Like rabbits.

Yeah there is. No Chocolate Bunny at all…..

It’s even worse finding only tough mustard greens in the fresh produce aisle.

Still beats not finding one at all.

Sad!?! The kids’ve forgotten it! It’s officially abandoned and legal to scavenge!

The poor idiot doesn’t know good fortune even when it smacks him in the face.

Lotta good eatin’ left in that carcass.

No, sad is only finding the foil.

Yeah, that cheap tasting chocolate is such a disappointment.