Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for August 13, 2021

While; guess who is going to pick it up?

This is very familiar. How many times have you seen a trashcan on the sidewalk with trash just laying next to it?

’S not my job

Clearly she thought exactly the same thing.

That’s what happens when you give the trash fairy the night off.

“Pick up. Clean up. It’s all up to you.”

This aint Downton Abbey pal. There’s no staff.

You’d better think about your “last words”; they might be what you just said.

REBOUND! Take that any way you want to.

My step-daughter one time while barefooted stepped on something on the floor. “Why don’t somebody pick that up.” she yelled. I looked at her and said, “You’re right there, pick it up.” OOOO She did not like that.

My ex would do that, then when I complained he said it was job security for me. One of the many reasons he’s my ex. :D

So did she.

It’s what endears you to her….

Ewwwww

My dog would have picked it up before it hit the floor. Snotty kleenex is his favorite treat. Yuk.

Try tossing his next meal at the table … and miss. He’ll get the idea.

“Someone” is so inconsiderate and lazy.

guess the guy i watched chuck a drink can out the window as he drove by yesterday thought our driveway entrance was a trash can…

I put a backboard on my home office trash can, my wife wasn’t really amused.