Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for March 31, 2023

Time to find a new job.

Bust.

Corporate travel is all about how you get there. Some are better than others. Yes, I meant both corporations and the ways to get there!

Talk about dedication to the cause.

Once upon a time, my boss wanted me to fly from my office in the Midwest to his office on the east coast for my annual review which would last about 15 minutes. I convinced him to try out the new video conference rooms each office had. He loved that technology so much he became the number one user. Of course, those rooms are obsolete now. But so am I.

Why do you continue to work for a company like that?

Travel blew their trip budget in the riverboat casinos.

You mind pulling in to White Castle for lunch? I have a limit of $5 for meals…

The worst company to work for is one that doesn’t make a profit.

Don’t give ’m ideas