Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for June 26, 2023

Tacos and beer do go well together. My wife makes good ones.

What part didn’t you understand?

These are the only two emergencies that really matter.

Maybe I’ll put them in my phone.

What’s her point?

Say “So hungry and out of beer are your emergencies?” in a Yoda voice.

[These are not the emergencies she was looking for.]

you need hers so she can go get it!

I have my daughter and son-in-law.

No pizza?

Hmmmmm….maybe I’ll switch mine to the closest 24 hour donut shop.