Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for July 03, 2023

It’s a guy thing.

I start at six o’clock, then seven, then five…

I’ve never had Funyuns, but I looked at the package recently. Contains no onions, just some onion powder.

Greasy onion rings? One of the four main food groups: Beer, Pretzels, Peanuts, Greasy Onion rings. Not necessarily in that order.

Air fryers are great for reheating fries and onion rings. They often come out better than when you got them.

My wife asks me the same question. I answer the same way just as soon as I swallow my mouthful of cold breakfast pizza.

great comment. :D

Better to substitute a Blooming Onion. Picture this. Business trip. Boss orders a Blooming Onion and puts left overs in rental car’s trunk overnight. You have to ride in the car next morning. Sweet, eh?

As opposed to his upper jaw…

I eat them while they’re hot.

They get soggy if you heat them…

I used to enjoy onion rings, but my stomach lost the ability to tolerate that amount of grease in a single sitting by the time I was 20. Now the only time I have an onion ring is when they’re on a buffet and I can limit myself to a taste of just one. Seriously – ONE. My wife always just shakes her head in disbelief.

Ask a silly question….

Yeah, we eat them.

I don’t eat onion rings at all. I do like the outside part.