Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for September 11, 2023

Shysters are so much worse

Throw away the bed stead and put her mattress on the floor, then there can’t be any monsters under her bed.

She sleeps with a bear.

Lawyers under my bed. Now I can’t sleep!

I told my dad I wanted to be a lawyer, but he said I was too shy. So I said I would become a shyster lawyer. (with apologies to Groucho)

Never had a problem with monsters under the bed. They’re scared of me…

I can hardly watch TV any more because I’m getting inundated with ads from the ambulance chasers out there. It’s incessant, egregious and unrelenting. I so much preferred the old days when the ethics of the legal profession forbade advertising. And while I’m venting, I’m sure the medical community appreciate no end the patients inquiring about every medication out there being touted in a similar fashion.OK. I’m finished. I return you to your regular program.

Sweetie must be quite advanced linguistically to understand what her daddy is telling her.

Just cut off the bed’s legs

Good luck getting that RO served.