Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for September 13, 2023

Spilling it on a green shirt is definitely bad.

Depends on why the carpet needs cleaning, I guess.

It’s a bad thing for your pockets.

“been there, done that”

If the spill makes a stain in your carpet, will using even more get the stain out?

I guess it depends upon if the carpet was clean in the first place. If it was dirty I’d get to spilling it all over the place.

Well, now you’ve got a spot that cleaner than the rest, so you’re obligated to clean the entire thing. Better get cracking on that, Skippy.

Don’t know, was it on top of the red wine stain?

Did this cleaner spill come from a small plastic bottle or a big steel drum?

Is there oak flooring under this carpet?

It’ll make a clean spot

From the look on her face, she knows he doesn’t have a friend.

You just gave her an excuse for new carpets.

You need water and a shopvac.

Dilute it immediately, don’t let it sit or it WILL stain your carpet.

Following the directions also works. :)