Red and Rover by Brian Basset for November 21, 2002
Transcript:
Red: The queen crushes the pawn! The knight slaughters the rock! The black bishop tries to run but is annihilated by the white night! Meanwhile, two pans collapse into a mangled, lifeless heap! Near the center, the white bishop administers last rights to a white pawn. Chess makes ice hockey look like tiddley winks.