Red and Rover by Brian Basset for July 04, 2014
Transcript:
Rover, let's go out back and play brave knights of medieval England. You can be my noble steed! Is it smart to wear a suit of armor on such a hot day? It's not real armor, silly. It's just thin plastic. Oh right, right. A visit to the emergency room for Burns from melting plastic is a far better way to spend the day. Party pooper. I'm going outside to stand under the sprinkler- it rains a lot in medieval England.
And very nicely, plastic doesn’t rust, unlike real metal armor.