Red and Rover by Brian Basset for December 28, 2014

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Next in line! Returns Hi, I'd like to return this gift I got for Christmas from a good friend. What's wrong with it? Um, aside from the fact it's the festering remains of an old chew bone that stinks to high heaven- nothing. Here, take this. We don't do returns, only exchanges. But your sign says... Never mind. Next! My squeaky ball doesn't squeak. Returns