Red and Rover by Brian Basset for June 22, 2015
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June 23, 2015
Transcript:
Are you and I really going to Mars this summer?! We are if we can come up with a way to finance it. What about a super spiffy lemonade stand with an oscillating electric fan?! Think more than just one stand. Multiple lemonade stands in prime locations! Now think nationally. Correction: Think globally! The yellow arches, of course! McLemon's all over the world!!
My wife and I were standing in line at a McDonalds, waiting to place our order. There was a big sign posted. “No bills larger than $20 will be accepted.”
The woman in front of us, pointing to the sign, remarked, “Believe me, if I HAD a bill larger than $20, I wouldn’t be eating here.”