Red and Rover by Brian Basset for August 06, 2015
August 05, 2015
August 07, 2015
Transcript:
Sorry, but you can't take your big chew bone to Mars- it weighs too much. Same goes for your tug a war. No one to tug a war with. And all squeaky toys have to stay, too. They might interfere with communications. Squeaky squeaky squeaky squeaky What if I get bored? Take Martin's slippers to chew on. He has plenty of fungus on the bottoms of his feet to keep em toasty warm.
Rover may need the fungus as a chemical weapon. What if he runs into Marvin with his Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator? We would not want Rover to be unarmed in such an occurrence would we? As in War of the Worlds the fungus may be deadly to the Martians!