Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for January 07, 2013
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wintry mixology sneet - snow & seet. common. snalt - snow & salt. self-melting. guy: and try it with tequila! sneed - snow & golf-ball-size hail. wap slog - sleet & frogs. possibly apocalyptic. smek guy: oh, no. snooze - snow falling in blankets. spumoni - snow, men's shoes & pasta. rare. guy: ooh, size 12!
Snob… refined snow that falls in gated communities.