Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for January 20, 2014
Transcript:
wintry mixology sneet - snow & sleet. common. snalt - snow & salt. self-melting. man: and try it with tequila! sneed - snow & golf-ball-size hail. wap slog - sleet & frogs. possibly apocalyptic. smek man: oh, no. snooze - snow falling in blankets. spumoni - snow, men's shoes & pasta. rare. man: ooh, size 12!
How about SNORT? When it falls, it’s time for a long winter’s nap!