Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for March 13, 2014
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restaurant closings the following establishments were closed for health code violations. p.j.piehole's p.j. piehole's - ketchup accidental-ly married to the mayonnaise. gas'n'go - smash'n'grab foodmart gas'n'go - smash'n'grab foodmart - super unleaded from pump #3 contaminated by hot dog water. reflux reflux - closed for acid backup. steak burgers spongebrain cowpat's house o'beef - closed for aesthetic reasons.
I think the almanac preceded Cul de Sac . But I may be wrong.