Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for September 08, 2014
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restaurant closings the following establishments have been closed for health code violations. hellfire chili hut hellfire chili hut - hot & spicy icon on menu () too easily confused with healthy heart icon (), en-dangering the elderly and those with compromised immune systems. slaw-2-u cole slaw wagon 1-800-cole slaw-2-u mobile food unit - van leaks mayonnaise. whole business plan seems poorly thought out. 3 guys and a microwave 3 guys and a microwave big dude platter we reheat you eat 3 guys and a microwave - beer can ziggurat woefully unstable. tv way too loud. pizzaburritoburger had bites taken ou tof it already. sam delabianno's authentic italy food only not al qaeda! just italy halal lasagna drivers pilots wanted sam delabianno's - no actual italian food on menu. suspected al qaeda front. also, unclean food surfaces.
The Slaw-2-U made their fortune on a modified organic diesel engine that could burn old mayonnaise.