Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for March 07, 2015
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richard's poor almanac - by richard thompson the six worst pandas "big honey" by the american association of beekeepers. craz al's 30199 "pandonkelephanty" by crazy al's body shop & genesplicing, rockville. "i messed up can i have do-overs?" by kevin dement, age seven. "bisected panda" by damien hirst, age 39. "man-eating panda" by d.c. department of need-lessly frightening tourists. "object removed for study" by curator of kitsch, national gallery of art.
Panda-monium!