Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for June 21, 2015
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Transcript:
a father's day special assemble & destroy gas pump! pointless violence against offensive yet inanimate objects can be soothing & cathartic! this father's day give dad this easy-to-build, easier-to-crush authentic gas pump, hand him a hammer and let him go to town! dad 1: this is great! thanks, kids! cut here costly steep yikes $12 3 sale gallons gas in $95 sale 3 gallons super unaffordable plus slot for deposits only fold money out top cut here anoter richard's poor almanack exclusive home handicraft by richard thompson
My dad, a former gas station mechanic, says it’s not the gas station’s fault the price of gas is so high. He’d like to take a mallet to the heads of Mobil, Shell, BP, Exxon….
Happy Father’s Day, Dad. From your kid who still remembers how you screamed when gas went up to 79 cents a gallon.