Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for June 26, 2015
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restaurant closings the following establishments were closed for health code violations. p.j.piehole's - ketchup accidental-ly married to the mayonnaise. gas 'n' - smash 'n' grab foodmart gas 'n' - smash 'n' grab foodmart - super unleaded from pump #3 contaminated by hot dog water. reflux reflux - closed for acid backup. steak's sc burgers spongebrain cowpat's house o;beef - closed for aesthetic reasons.
Ketchup and mayo together?In Utah we call that “fry sauce”.