Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for July 21, 2015
July 20, 2015
July 22, 2015
Transcript:
richard's poor almanac the eight nine planets richard & amy thompson cut this out & carry it with you. everything will be fine. my very excellent mother just seems unhinged nowadays. mother: nine pizzas. nine pizzas. nine pizzas. nine pizzas. nine nine nine nine nine nine nine. nine pizzas. oop: mother. go inside the house, please. pizza make vulgar, embarrasing, monotonous jokes saying "uranus." not. boy: lookit! i see a ring around us! oop: no. many venerated experts made jest, screwing up mnemonic. expert 1: ha-ha! expert 2: ho-ho! no more pluto! expert 3: where pluto go? expert 4: eight pizzas! hee hee international astronomical union
My Very Educated Mother Couldn’t Just Serve Us Nine Pizzas, Having Made Eggs.
There’s a sentence using all planets and dwarf planets in order. Go to https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dwarf_planet for the names of the dwarfies.