Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for July 21, 2015
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richard's poor almanac the eight nine planets richard & amy thompson cut this out & carry it with you. everything will be fine. my very excellent mother just seems unhinged nowadays. mother: nine pizzas. nine pizzas. nine pizzas. nine pizzas. nine nine nine nine nine nine nine. nine pizzas. oop: mother. go inside the house, please. pizza make vulgar, embarrasing, monotonous jokes saying "uranus." not. boy: lookit! i see a ring around us! oop: no. many venerated experts made jest, screwing up mnemonic. expert 1: ha-ha! expert 2: ho-ho! no more pluto! expert 3: where pluto go? expert 4: eight pizzas! hee hee international astronomical union
Sisyphos over 9 years ago
I don’t care what those self-serving, grant-hungry, anarchist astronomers say, Pluto. You’ll always be a planet for me!
Ermine Notyours over 9 years ago
With all the cool new pictures of Pluto, I got out my copy of the National Geographic book Our Universe, from 1980. In that book Pluto was depicted as a crater-marked planet like the Moon. Even back then they had a section called, “Should Pluto be considered a planet?”
comixbomix over 9 years ago
I wish I could find a link, but I recently read that the “vote” to relegate Pluto to dwarf status was carefully timed for the tail-end of a conference, when the very large majority of the voters had already departed…wish I could relocate that, and/or determine whether it had any impact on the result, but I think it was part of the recent fly-by coverage, and suggested that there might be a sea change were a new vote taken…I guess there are variations of the old mnemonic – the one I grew up with was “My Very Educated Mother Just Served us Nine Pickles”…I’m not that crazy about ‘pickles’, but I do miss Pluto.
ChessPirate over 9 years ago
I agree that Pluto does not fulfill the “requirements” for a planet, but, since it was given Planetary Status, it should be given an “exception”. Call it an “Honorary” title.
louieglutz over 9 years ago
i had to google it:My Very Educated Mother Just Served Us Nine Pizzasnow what happens if one of the great lakes dries up? are we homeless?
Spooky D Cat over 9 years ago
How about “planet emeritus.”
Ricky Bennett over 9 years ago
My Very Educated Mother Couldn’t Just Serve Us Nine Pizzas, Having Made Eggs.
There’s a sentence using all planets and dwarf planets in order. Go to https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dwarf_planet for the names of the dwarfies.