Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for August 20, 2015
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wheat paste easy wallpaper kit! this week's pattern - "gun happy" it's dirt simple! watch as supermodel cindy crawford demonstrates. 1. cut out along dark line. place on copier. 2. enlarge to desired size. make enough copies to cover wall. 3. using wheat paste, glue sheets to wall in the normal way. 4. color to match decor. step back & admire. many patterns now in stock; old donut, fissure, springer melee, off-putty, prussian ecru, carrottop, mayor-for-life, lewinsky (flocked), pundit, dental hygiene, bolton sings opera, stalking petunia, mold & fine print. matching linens, window treatments, floor coverings & infantwear available. all designs copyright c 1998 by thompson decorative systems. inc.
I don’t like wallpaper.Paint is where it’s at, Richard. Buy paint!