Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for August 28, 2015
August 27, 2015
August 29, 2015
Transcript:
restaurant closings the following establishments have been closed for health code violations. moe's fresh fruit stand - produce badly damaged in collision during zany high-speed car chase starring jackie chan. o'bleary's 5723 irish pub o'bleary's irish pub - featured band keeps playing that damn unicorn song. futurismo futurismo cyber cafe - soylent green found to contain tofu, not people. p.j. piehole's family place kid: aagh p.j. piehole's family place - meat & vegetable courses offered on children's menu allowed to touch each other. filibuster inn of capitol hill filibuster inn of capitol hill - new "dubya special" (p.b. & j. on wonder bread) strickens over 20 diners with peanut allergies. starbucks coffee starbucks coffee starbucks inside another starbucks - broke law of physics stating that two objects cannot occupy the same space simultaneously.
In the book “Make Room, Make Room” Soylent Green was made of soy and lentils, not people.