Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for December 18, 2015

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Richard's Poor Almanac Christmas Can You Find It Fun Page By Richard Thompson Kids love it! And so do most adults! It's even less compelling than the tic-tac-toe section of a children's placemat at Denny's if you ask me. It's giving me a headache. Ew. Ew. Can you find- a menorah, a fish, a shoe, another shoe, a recently unemployed elf, a wad of tinsel, Rod Blagojevich's forehead, a fruitcake (in fact: ur-fruitcake, progenitor of all subsequent fruitcakes), a bailout, the last Chrysler, a driedel, Dick Cheney's undisclosed retirement location, a hook that lacks an ornament, a regifted item of such unspeakable hideousness that it blasts the sanity of all who behold it, a massive headache?