Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for May 09, 2016
May 08, 2016
May 16, 2016
Transcript:
Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson The Square One The Tall One Hobo Jungle The Round One 395 Graveyard of the Potomac Auxiliary Parking Goofy Dopey Cut out this handy map for easy reference!!! Key Cherry tree. A different cherry tree. A regular, non-cherry tree (avoid). Vendor. Pushy photographer. Runaway double wide stroller. Shipwrecked paddleboat. Elevated blossom-viewing skybox (corporate ticket holders only). High density tourist area (5 per sq. yd). Sno-cone mishap (avoid).
You forgot the Korean War Monument. You know, the ‘forgotten war’ — it goes where the hobo jungle is.