Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for September 13, 2016
Transcript:
metro playlist here's who'll be playing at metro center station this week. times to be announced. choir: nononolonolololonolo contenderaboodlaboodla ablapsheboplocontendere! the convoluted scant stylings of the a cappelliates, an all-lawyer vocal quartet, are sure to have you tapping your foot impatiently. doowaoowa, oont, peenk, bip, oowaool ed nuage: i call this one "celestial tofu threnody." man: too relaxed- can't move- pulse slowing- life force ebbing... ed nuage joins himself on keyboards, noseflute, electric koto, incan armpit kazoo, etc. to create new age ambient soundthings. drummer: faster you worthless scum! ramming speed! the big, drum-beating slavedriver guy from "ben-hur" will really kick your morning commute into high gear! remember, tips are welcome!
Can Slavedriver Guy make the workers fix the tracks faster?