Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for August 01, 2017
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restaurant closings the following establishments have been ordered closed for health code violations. ouspenskaya gallery - operating without a liquor license. current show of paintings derivative & sterile. hey, modernism's over! taco outlet try our chimtac-aburri-cherno-bogito! taco outlet - menu of over 2000 items confusing & gratuitous, consid-ering there are only 5 ingredients. bladderwort's brewpub cafe - featured beer, old bladderwort's extra chunky barium ale, still untested on humans. chat 'n' chew 'n' pay 'n' leave chat 'n' chew 'n' pay 'n' leave - whole place smelled like old people.
Modernism is not dead. It’s just become the New Classical (just ask The New Criterion).
But the total Truth of the taco critique makes up for it all. —Even for smelly old people (and I am not a young fellow)….