Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for September 04, 2017
Transcript:
winter haikus in the empty space immortal beneath the soot parking lot snow pile. jello from a mold wet sand from an upturned pail laughable hat hair. 10 0 10 muffled scream if i hear that phrase "mass of arctic air" once more i think i will scream. kid 1: whine whine whine whine whine adults are like, so wimpy kid 2: snow days suit me fine.
We saw this one only lately, yet here it is again.
I hate hat hair.
Listen to me whine, whine, whine….