Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for December 04, 2017

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hometown security the d.c. office of obstacles & eyesores hopes to replace the jersey barriers littering our landscape with something more aesthetically pleasing. but what? everybody loves bollards! we could become the "city of bollards." people: bollards! bollards! bollards! bollards! there are alternatives. man: tangled masses of abandoned grocery carts can provide deterrence and comment on our consumerists society. some are traditionalists- guard: i prefer the ornamental 8-ton reinforced concrete tub filled with pansies, which so intriguingly weds the oppressive to the dainty. stop do not back up guy: yeah, me too. and what of those whome we seek to protect? employee 1: i hear that at the state department everyone gets a vicious guard dog. employee 2: damn. department of nonessential employees