Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for December 04, 2017
December 01, 2017
December 05, 2017
Transcript:
hometown security the d.c. office of obstacles & eyesores hopes to replace the jersey barriers littering our landscape with something more aesthetically pleasing. but what? everybody loves bollards! we could become the "city of bollards." people: bollards! bollards! bollards! bollards! there are alternatives. man: tangled masses of abandoned grocery carts can provide deterrence and comment on our consumerists society. some are traditionalists- guard: i prefer the ornamental 8-ton reinforced concrete tub filled with pansies, which so intriguingly weds the oppressive to the dainty. stop do not back up guy: yeah, me too. and what of those whome we seek to protect? employee 1: i hear that at the state department everyone gets a vicious guard dog. employee 2: damn. department of nonessential employees
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] almost 7 years ago
Just look up all the different kinds of bollards there are. One of the more prominent things that will pop up as we become more of a police state.
Sisyphos almost 7 years ago
Is the DNE where Peter Otterloop works? Maybe someone there would prank him by planting his Honda-Tonka Cuisinart tiny car in one of those big concrete tubs….