Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for December 06, 2017
December 05, 2017
December 07, 2017
Transcript:
halloween spooktacular 3 short tales of terror man: eeek house of creeping cottonballs a kindergartner brings home an innocent-seem-ing class project that comes to life, expand-ing uncontrollably until the whole house is a heaving mass of cottonballs, glitter & glue! woman: eeeek cat: please, i'm trying to read. strings the uncanny nap this lady wakes up from a brief nap to find herself in a parallel universe where cats control all the media! garfield is twice as ubiquitous & advertising is done with dangly pieces of string! man 2: eek lower level you are here hell cinnabon parking lot mall of the damned a guy goes to the mall to take ad-vantage of a sale on men's pants. but he gets lost & wanders for days! then he finds a map that says he's in hell! and all the pants on sale are relexed fit wide-wale corduroy in "sphagnum green"!
Better late than never I always say. Did have a dream once when I was a walking dead in a very nice looking place. Nothing much happened except chasing some people who escaped. Didn’t make much sense to me.