Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for January 31, 2018
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richard's poor almanac - by richard thompson some other touchy subjects quakers hate being called cereal-mongering passive-aggressives, but what are they gonna do about it? A followers, worshipers, celebrators & adherents of gaia the earth mother can't stan yo' mama jokes. druids, for reasons known only to themselves, are outraged by cocktail party cartoons in the new yorker. scientologists are fed up with wisecracks about tom cruise & his larger putative child-bride. shakers find the "anybody who's that nervous shouldn't build furni-ture" joke insulting. animists hate it when people mock anime. A A radical quaker cell reportedly has a nuclear plowshare.
Should I be quaking in my boots, or shaking with fear, or siccing the animists on the Scientologists? So many high-level threats in today’s assessment!
(What? “It’s just a comic strip”? Are you completely sure about that?)