Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for February 13, 2018
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watching the oscars? you'll need this handy oscars telecast remote upgrade! simply cut it out & attach it to normal remote! it really works! mute helium lisp blurt obscenity banter irritating stomach-turning excruciating over-earnest acceptance speech cntrl toupe loss dress failure throw pie trap door drop piano bear attack loser reaction cntrol grind teeth dazed tan-trum auto lewis black commentary off another fine product from richard's poor almanack by richard thompson
If I were going to watch the Oscars, I most certainly would, but I’m not, so I won’t. Sorry your effort is wasted on me, Richard….