Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for February 15, 2018
February 14, 2018
February 16, 2018
Transcript:
richard's poor almanac by richard thompson roadtrip to nowhere. start at the pile of crud on your bedside table. here you'll find the largest col-lection of unfinished su do kue puzzles in the area, plus vintage coupons, aspirin bottles & several mcdonald's monopoly game pieces. who knows what the bathroom mirror will show today? the usual hollow-eyed stranger who mimics your every move, or something far worse? let's take a look-see! a visit to your refrigerator is like a trip back in time, with layers of colorful & mysterious leftovers piled in geological strata. pry loose something for breakfast. nevermind! here's a jelly donut. now hit the couch for some multi-tasking. check out the latest spam on your laptop, watch "ufo: cattle mutilations" on the history channel, then open up style & start today's su do ku!
—Followed by Take a Nap! Saves roadtrip fuel and mileage on your automobile….