Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for May 21, 2019

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Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson Billy Barty Big Lummox Chigger Emoticon Nebula Hagga Sans a belt The pants Canopus Viagra (removed) The March Sky These nights the sky is dominated by one large constellation, the big lummox, who, true to its name, is tripping over the emoticon nebula. It's fine for those who enjoy cheap slapstick in their heavenly objects. The rest of us can only avert our eyes in embarrassment. Likewise, Jupiter dominates all the other planets, even going so far as to skid across the sky & block Mars & Venus from site. Just the sort of behavior I'd expect of a gas giant, that & the smell. It's enough to make you raise your tiny, insignificant fists to the sky & yell, no fair!