Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for October 25, 2019

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fairground memories - the fair is over. what remains? i went to the county fair, the cattle & swine were there. velocirapture the midway crowd was obnoxious & loud, and queasy with mal de mer. whee beneath a fast spinning ride, a carny stood stupefied, aaagh gripping the throttle & also a bottle of wine that was fortified. a blue ribbon hog rose to say, "many thanks to the ff of a. frankly i'm floored by this fine award. it'll look great on my resume." food blue ribbon bacon