Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for October 26, 2019
October 25, 2019
October 27, 2019
Transcript:
restaurant closings the following establishments have been closed for health code violations. hellfire chili hut hellfire chili hut - hot & spicy icon on menu () too easily confused with healthy heart icon (), en-dangering the elderly and those with compromised immune systems. slaw-2-u cole slaw wagon 1-800- slaw-2-u mobile food unit - van leaks mayonnaise. whole business plan seems poorly thought out. 3 guys and a microwave 3 guys and a microwave we reheat you eat big dude platter 3 guys and a microwave - beer can ziggurat woefully unstable. tv way too loud. pizzaburritoburger had bites taken out of it already. sam delabianno's authentic italy food only not al qaeda! just italy halal lasagna drivers pilots wanted sam delabianno's - no actual italian food on menu. suspected al qaeda front. also, unclean food surfaces.
well-i-never about 5 years ago
P.J. Piehole’s escapes again!
J Quest about 5 years ago
Slaw-n-Order?
PoodleGroomer about 5 years ago
The Slaw wagon’s engine had been converted from diesel to aioli illegally and failed emissions testing.
DCBakerEsq about 5 years ago
I’m sure gonna miss Hellfire.
WCraft Premium Member about 5 years ago
I wonder if it is too late to buy a franchise license for the Cole Slaw Food Truck? What a great idea! I’ll bet the lines when they stop would be endless!
Sisyphos about 5 years ago
Some of these are indeed code violations, but not necessarily “health code”! I would expect the FBI at Sam Delabianno’s….
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] about 5 years ago
How about 3 guns in a microwave oven?